Religions of the world

 

I found this on a T-shirt in Kona, Hawai`i. Iím not responsible for any fights that arise out of this list.

Taoism: Shit happens.

Buddhism: it isn't really shit.

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

Protestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.

Stoicism: This shit doesn't bother me.

Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happening.

Existentialism: What is shit, anyways?

Christian Science: Shit happens in your mind.

Agnosticism: maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.

Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?

Hinduism: This shit happened before.

Catholicism: Shit happens because you're bad.

Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama

TV evangelism: Send more shit!

Atheism: No shit!

Jehovah's Witness: Knock, Knock, Shit happens!

Ras Tafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!