I found this on a T-shirt in Kona, Hawai`i. Iím not responsible for any fights that arise out of this list.
Taoism: Shit happens.
Buddhism: it isn't really shit.
Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Protestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Stoicism: This shit doesn't bother me.
Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happening.
Existentialism: What is shit, anyways?
Christian Science: Shit happens in your mind.
Agnosticism: maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Catholicism: Shit happens because you're bad.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama
TV evangelism: Send more shit!
Atheism: No shit!
Jehovah's Witness: Knock, Knock, Shit happens!
Ras Tafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!